First Abzunian Temple built in Romania

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The first Abzunian Temple in the world has built in Romania, in the region of Bucharest.

Funded by the Abzunian High Priest Ahaiyuta, the World Abzunian Temple in Romania has started its activities today, as well as they have already put a big statue of Abzu in front of it, together with other two smaller statues of Nammu and Enki.

The inauguration of the Abzunian Temple of Bucharest attracted around 4-5 thousand people. And it has made its first section on history. Together with several authorities from Romania, Bulgaria, Moldova, Iraq, Kuwait, and European Union, and people from all countries from Europe, the Americas and Middle East.

Also known as Temple of Abzu, the Abzunian Temple has officially announced the creation of the AbzuCorp, the corporative section of the World Abzunian Temple, which now is massively investing on cutting edge technology, on pop culture, on mass media, on vehicle industry, on food industry, on post-human industry, and on gemstone industry.

The World Temple of Abzu has distributed free copies of the Abzunian Holy Book informally known as the Abzunian Bible for everyone who visited the inauguration, which the book includes all of the mythology regarding Abzu, Nammu, and Enki, the Abzunian edition of Enuma Elish, and some modern Abzunian books and writings.

"That's a great day for everyone, it's the world recovering its connection with the Void and with the Abyss" - Said a visitor.

"Well, I just can't wait when they build their Abzunian Ziggurat somewhere on Romania." - Another visitor said.

"I could expect the revival of Sumerian-Mesopotamian religion everywhere, except in a country like Romania." - Another visitor.

"Despite a Christian myself, I know Abzu is the Holy Father, that Nammu is the Holy Mother, and Enki is the Holy Son. Maybe it's time for we open our minds and beliefs that the divine and that God has lots of other ways to manifest itself. And yes, I also believe the Abyss/Void on Abzunianism is basically God itself." - A visitor.

"Well, I couldn't imagine I could see something like that on Romania. I am a proud Romanian, and despite a Christian myself, I'm happy for Abzunianism because it shows that God is still with us and that he has so many other ways to manifest itself. I hope Abzunianism will become part of Romanian heritage in the future." - A visitor.

"I'm an Assyrian Iraqi, I can't wait for an Abzunian Temple on Iraq, on Kuwait, on Syria, and on Assyria." - A visitor.

"As a Sumerian Kuwaiti, I can't wait for when they build an Abzunian Ziggurat on Kuwait and on Iraqi. Despite a Kuwaiti myself, I know that Kuwait and Southern Iraq are just like what Albania and Kosovo are." - A visitor.

"I can't wait for when the Abzunian Temple releases their own TV series and their own video games and webtoons about Abzunian mythology and about Abzunian gods. Did you see their plan for a pro-Abzunian Baldur's Gate, for a pro-Abzunian Elvenar, for a pro-Abzunian PJO, for a pro-Abzunian MCU, and for a pro-Abzunian Land of Empires?

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