RJ SMITHS FORGET TO REFIT BRAKES ON PENSIONERS CAR CAUSING MAYHEM IN COVENTRY
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RJ SMITHS GARAGE IN BEECH TREE COVENTRY WAS DUE TO CARRY OUT A NUMBER OF TASKS ON 80 YEAR OLD MAVIS BROWNS CAR LAST TUESDAY HOWEVER THEY MISSED A VITAL PART OFF THE CAR WHEN THEY FORGOT TO REFIT HER BRAKES BACK INTO THE VEHICLE.
MAVIS IS CLEARLY SHAKEN BY THIS AS SHE DROVE THROUGH COVENTRY CAUSING ABSOLUTE CARNAGE SHE WAS UNABLE TO STOP HER VEHICLE BUT ENDED UP COMING TO A HALT AT MCDONALDS TILE HILL DRIVE THROUGH!
REPORTERS APPROACHED MANAGER FRAZER JOYCE FOR COMMENT BUT HE DENIED ALL KNOWLEDGE OF THIS AS IT WAS ON A SUNDAY AND HE IGNORES ALL CUSTOMERS ON HIS DAY OF REST. HIS SECOND IN COMMAND CHARLIE ALSO WASNT AVAILABLE TO COMMENT AND WAS APPARENTLY SEEN HANGING AROUND FATTY ISLAND LATER THAT DAY BOY RACING AND SMOKING SPLIFFS.
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