The Bearless Bearlover of Belmont
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At 8:45pm today a bearlover was sighted in the Belmont area without the loving protection of his bear. B Bearington, a spokesperson for the bearlover society, was today asked to describe the consequences of bearless bearloving on the psychological state of a bearlover. “Bearlover’s can’t be expected to function normally in the absence of their bears” Mr Bearington said. “The very function of a bear is to love and care for the bearlover and when this is neglected, there is a very real chance of nugglesness which can lead to further sadness for the bearlover “. In light of today’s election win it is hoped that additional funding aimed at relocating bears to their bearlovers will provide much needed beariness to an already underbeared situation.
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