BREAKING NEWS: NY State Issues Mandatory Shelter In Place Until July 31, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS: NY State Issues Mandatory Shelter In Place Until July 31, 2020

President Donald Trump issues a mandatory shelter in place order for New York State. As the numbers continue to grow we feel it’s necessary to order a shelter in place. ALL schools will be closed for the rest of the year. ALL restaurants and food stores will be closing as of April 5, 2020. “NO one will be allowed to leave their homes” said Trump. We will have US officials driving up and down streets making sure no one is leaving.

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