Government to call under 10s to work
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In an emergency law being considered today Boris Johnson is planning the most drastic change to human rights in over a century as they aim to overturn legislation protecting children from child labour.
A government spokesperson claimed, “Under 10s are least likely to suffer from the virus and are currently doing very little at home, we are in a crisis and this is necessary in such circumstances.” The plans will see children 5-6 packing safety equipment at centres in each of the appointed cities, 7-8 sorting recycling waste at their local recycling centre and 9-10s will be deployed collecting litter from the UK motorway networks.
Children from 6am on Monday 6th April will have to report to their school where busses will take them to their designated workplace and they will be returned at 7pm each evening. Exemptions will be made for those with health conditions and the most gullible.
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