Local teen raped my MC (hammer)
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While at a Arlington heights party in the Lower east side of Fort Worth Texas a senior from Aledo High School was raped. The two had a former fling that Winston did not want to continue. While discussion the situation alone in the utility room of the house the song “U Can’t Touch This” my MC Hammer was turned on. In a feat of rage the teen from Arlington Heights, nicknamed MC took hold of a hammer nearby and thrust it up Winstons anus which resulted in a hospital visit and to the dicipointment of his father the loss of his virginity. As a community we would ask that everyone would come together to support the Meintjes family throughout these trying times
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