BREAKING NEWS!! University of Michigan Football team gives up on rest of season
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BREAKING NEWS!!
The University of Michigan football team has hung up their cleats and burned their uniforms after not even showing up for the game against MSU tonight. One player is quoted "We stunk so bad we smelled like skunks! We really did not want to play tonight. We just want to eat pizza and play video games. We are a bunch of Ninny's! We are going to take the rest of the season off so we don't embarrass coach Harbaugh ,our parents, siblings, cousins, aunts,uncles and most of all our fans." Another player asked " Who has it worse than us? " The answer is No body!!
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