Rowan University Student Elected Mayor of Glassboro

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Rowan University Student Elected Mayor of Glassboro

In a surprising turn of events, a local university student has been elected as mayor of Glassboro, NJ. Campaigning on the key demographics of university students, the young student based his platform on cheap beer, a lowered drinking age, and more parking around the university campus. Rowan students came out to the polls in droves, although polling numbers suggest foul play. When this reporter contacted the newly elected official the only comment was, "Dude No Way! I actually won? Wow so this is what happens when a joke goes too far."
The feeling around town can only be described as "hopefully pessimistic."

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