Rowan Student Sentenced to 5 Years in Prison for Parking Problem

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Rowan Student Sentenced to 5 Years in Prison for Parking Problem

Rowan University student, Olivia Hagen is an Elementary Education major and commuter from Pittsgrove, NJ. On Sunday, October 1, she was sentenced to 5 years in prison for parking in the wrong spot. Hagen claims "I was running late to my 8 AM class and parked where I saw a spot. I had no clue I was prohibited to park there." Whether she is lying or not, I am sure no one wants this woman to teach young children. The Glassboro community agrees with Hagen's sentence and highly frowns upon her appalling act.

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