How Early is TOO Early?

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How Early is TOO Early?

For nearly 15 years, Taylor Renzi has been decorating for holidays, especially Halloween earlier and earlier than necessary. This year, she began in August.

“I just want everyone to have a scary good time, I’m not breaking any laws”, said Renzi.

By purchasing hundreds of dollars on Halloween decorations, she now claims she has little money for her car payment, car insurance, and student loans. She has reportedly been accepting donations to help out her financial situation, or rather, to feed her habit of buying skulls and pumpkins.

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