Man auctions butt hole virginity
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Mr. Ellis is gaining the attention of many regal male suitors. In an attempt to secure a comfortable life without the mundane tasks of school work, nine to fives, and college debt; Mr. Ellis decided that a single pegging would be much easier to live with. Bidders have recently gone as high as 630,000 seeking to feel the rigidness of the butthole surfers newness. The auctionee is hoping for a bidder to atleast hit the $1,000,000 mark before the bidding closes in 2 days.
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