Donations for rapture!
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The bible say that every knee will bow and every tongue will confess that Jesus is Lord when the day of rapture comes. Ruths Church Of Christ is taking donations for the 23 of September 2017. They are asking for knee pads and jackets for the children and eldery, as the weather changes at higher attitudes we don't want anyone going to heaven sick and we could be on our knees for a while ,says pastor Gridlock. The church of Ruth has already opened its roof, just incase Jesus comes while they are in Saturday service. They are asking that everyone take a moment tomorrow and fix yourself up for Christ and to clean yards of all dog pop.As God himself could be walking through your yard.
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