Recall: All pumpkin spice mixes.

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There has been a recall on the pumpkin spice flavoring used in all your favorite coffee drinks. There is only one distributer of the famous limited time flavor. That distributer, who will remain unnamed due to a pending investigation, apparently hates the hype over the popular holiday flavor. Instead of ceasing production, his hatred has spread to hatred of the consumer. He began putting an additional ingredient to his flavor, not listed on its labels.
According to our sources, it came to the attention of the BPB, when customers started acting strange after a few sips. Employees reported odd behavior and after investigation, the problem pointed to a specific blend. Pumpkin spice.
The company sells to major companies we all know and habitually get our coffee. They have also asked not to be named. Afraid of customer backlash and drop in sales. If any coffee vendors are still selling anything pumpkin, be leary.
The symptoms customers experienced were seeing things that weren't there. Hearing things, that weren't being said. They were acting like children, in a sense. Anxious and believing anything told to them. You say the sky is falling, they'd seek shelter under the nearest table. Tell them rubbing butter on their faces would make them smart....they'd go do it.
As a consumer, I'm disgusted my his actions. Where does this manufacturer obtain the amount of....it's just sickening. I can hardly bring myself to write what was detected in the mix. The added ingredient was gullibility. Smh. The nerve of some people.

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