Breaking: NASA Satellite Chance to Crash-Land in Remote Town Dwellingup

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An out of control NASA satellite has a small chance to crash land in the small country town of Dwellingup, Western Australia.

In a move to modernize its aging Voyager program, NASA announced on Monday that a pilot test of a new digital streaming service for their K-11 Nebula had resulted in a small explosion that has sent the satellite far off trajectory.

Originally due to orbit the Earth for another six years, the K-11 Nebula is now expected to enter earth's stratosphere by as early as next week according to NASA Director Keith Stone.

The NASA director addressed the press in Washington with a calm demeanor. "We are aware of the situation and are tracking the trajectory as we speak," says Stone. "The chances of the Satellite impacting the town are very small. Our predictions are for the satellite to impact vacant bush land twenty or thirty kilometers south of Dwellingup."

Others are far more incensed, such as amateur astronomer Greg Jones. "These guys are totally out of their mind. They have no idea specifically where its going to land. We're talking about a 50 ton object full of explosive jet fuel spinning out of control on its approach. This is absolute negligence"

After quoting Jones' concerns to the director, Stone responded: "Relax guys, let us handle this. The town population is small, so any casualties will be minimal."

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