Beard Tax Passes House Vote

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Today, President Trump In an unprecedentedly bold move kept his 2016 campaign promise to require any one in the United States that has a beard to shave it or be deported. " We can't allow anyone to grow facial hair, for gods sake, we need to be able to tell regular good ol' Americans from the terrorists, and everyone knows, terrorists have beards, and those dohickeys on their head."

Outside the Capital this evening outrage sparked as bearded and clean shaven people alike gathered in protest of the bill calling it "the most obnoxious abuse of power we have seen from any leader is if the free world."

Jonathan Petrick of Endwell NY, the apparent leader of the now called "Hairy isn't Scary" movement stated, "This guy's freaking Nutzos man, since when did a beard mean I have explosives?" I just keep it because it gets the ladies, man!
We won't rest until thus congress comes to its senses and stops creating problems and starts focusing on the real issues."

Roxanne Richie, CBS

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