Residents urged to be Vigilant with Halloween falling on Friday the 13th this Year

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Residents urged to be Vigilant with Halloween falling on Friday the 13th this Year

In 2017, as some of you may have noticed already, falls on Friday, October 13 this year. This occurrence is rare, only happening once every 853 years. Many believe that the rare spooky, even devilish, happening will cause not only a spike in crime, but encite ritualistic killings of animals, possibly even children and adults. CNN and MSNBC are reporting that many cities across America are canceling their Halloween festivities, including the traditional Trick-or-Treating, proactively urging everyone to keep your pets inside, and a close eye on livestock. In addition, they are urging everyone to take precautions in staying safe- not going out alone after dark and staying in groups.

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