Dowling: "Hillary Clinton has an illegal child eating ring..."

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

2059 38018 Shares

Dowling:

York High School student Aidan Francis Dowling has been lead to believe that presidential candidate and former Secretary of state Hillary Clinton; "...has an illegal child eating ring, consisting of (Barack) Obama, Al Gore, and Rob Lowe." When an anonymous source reported this information to us, we knew we needed to confront him about the matter. When our independent writer, Josef Madik asked him questions regarding the matter, he simply said; "The voices have spoken, my mind and body are one. I speak what I think." As he motions his hand back and fourth in his pocket. Thats when we knew it was time to pack up the van and head back to headquarters.



Source: Josef Madik and Associated press

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

Most Popular

  1. 1

    a monkey escapes from the miami zoo and throws bananas from a tree

    Mario a monkey from the Miami Zoo has escaped last Friday from his cage when he escaped, he threw bananas at people from all over Los Angeles. This has led to a video called "banana rain going viral" right now this little criminal monkey is found in prison.

  2. 2

    octopus teaches math at harvard

    They hire octopus to teach math at harvard, the octopus is called arnold and it is said that he is paid 3000 dollars per class. here are some images

loading Biewty