Invited a super duper time machine

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He invited a super duper time machine that can make you go back in time in just seconds. Mr. chopp or dye was a barber student looking to groom well, but every body he came in contact with became famous super stars, now they had to go get the money them self's to become rich and famous.( money not included). He had them going nuts over what he discovered, with a flick of the wrist the machine became a super star model dime machine, the males became well groomed and females became super star dimes in no time jack, Davis Terrelle Relly Rell hair cutting gig began booming not out the frame but insane in the game, he's not the best barber student but he can cut some already good cut hair. Mr. Chopp Or Dye can turn your lame thang into whats popping in seconds just hit him up let him know the business and he'll "Make it do what do fosho baby on guad". Just from a flick of a wrist meet him in the trap it's going down smoke some loud and wow a crowd. Send money to davis terrelle relly rell thats facebook.com/davisterrellerellyrell if not hit his facebook page and let know your sending and he will give the money link to make a honey link gold, don't be scared pay the toll and get that hair cut that shine like gold . wow!!

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