Pet owners up in arms
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It is official, no civilian shall keep, own, or posses and breed of dog over 20 pounds a spokesperson for the CDC said today. The reason behind the new law is simple, it will save American lives and countless children from life threating dangerous dogs. We also know that pet owner and dog lovers everywhere will eventually understand and appreciate that we are looking out for the safety of them and there family. As of Jan 2nd 2018 all dogs over 20 pounds must be turned into the nearest animal shelter for processing, the dogs body's won't go to waste either, there is a South Korean ship going to take the dogs back to the motherland and have one hell of a bar-b-q, a Korean spokesperson said quote yummy. Sorry folks the next thing that we intend to take is the Constitution and that is for the safety of the American people as well.
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