Yankee pitcher OD's at local buffet

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AP-According to local authorities , New York YanKme pitcher CC Sabathia has passed away of an apparent gravy related overdose. Workers at a local Boston Market told authorities that they found the unresponsive Sabathia wedged in a bathroom stall surrounded by numerous gravy boats. A search of the chubby chuckers tin foil lined pockets also revealed a few turkey carcus'. According to Boston Market GM Roger Clemens , Sabbathia was a regular at the eatery. " CC would come in a few times a day & literally chug gallons of gravy...we noticed that our gravy boats would come up missing about the same time......It was apparent to our staff that the man had sustenance abuse issues."
The jaws of life were used to remove the chubby chuckers bloated remains from the remnants of the tattered stall & a crane was brought in to transport his ginormous body to the ME.....Due to the extensive damage to the eatery , the local Boston Market will be closed until further notice according to Clemens.

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