Staten Island Woman Confesses She is an Alien Hybrid

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A young woman by the name of Crystal Fonseca confessed to a close friend that her mother was part of an experimentation back in the 80's. They fertilized her eggs with alien sperm and then inseminated her. The experimentation started back in 1983 and in 1984 the pregnancy was viable and successful. She has held onto this deep secret and could no longer contain it. When she opened up about it to her friend Sally Moran she admitted to all the testing performed on her since birth. Her childhood friend then decided to secretly record her asking many questions. She then invited Sally aboard the mother ship where she took pictures and recorded the event. Once she got home though there was nothing to be found on her phone. Later on she received a text message from Crystal saying "one day you will understand why we're here, and just know that when they call us illegal aliens they mean from another planet not another country. That's why we're fast, skillful, adaptive, workers and members of society because we are literally out of this world." She then finished by saying that she came forward to her because all Hispanics come from the same alien race. That's why Latina women think they are psychic, they can actually read minds which makes it hard for their children and men to lie to them and get away with it. "We must come together and keep our race alive before they try to eliminate us." Sally hopes to spread the word about her people to bring them closer together.

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