Half Life 3 Release Date Set
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It's been ten years since the Half-Life series last showed life, with the shocking conclusion of Half-Life 2: Episode Two. And surely, we thought, Valve wouldn't leave such a stunning cliffhanger untended for long. Surely, that heart-wrenching finale meant that Valve had a proper finish already cooked up, and the infamously long Valve-time waits between games would be a thing of the past. Surely.
The decade since has not resulted in Episode 3 or a proper Half-Life 3. But much has happened: through both official channels and clever hoaxes, our hopes have been raised up and then dashed on the rocks, again and again.
We've recently updated our list to include what has come to light in 2017 thanks to a Reddit AMA with Gabe Newell and some major revelations from ex-Valve writer Marc Laidlaw.
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