Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu Direct Descendent of Moses
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Salt Lake City (Reuters) - Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's DNA was submitted in secret by an anonymous household member to Ancestry.com which according to Drs. Watson and Crick has found to be 99.7 compatible with DNA retrieved from the late Prince of Egypt, the Cairo Museum has revealed after being notified. The source of the comparison DNA was a ceremonial knife used by the ancient Mohel Kutem Kwiknatan in Giza, Egypt along with a stucco showing images of the ceremony including the implements, and a raft of reeds along with a Levite blanket, along with the caterers from Katznatan's Deli.
The Office of the Prime Minister has not yet issued a formal response to queries, but sources close to the Prime Minister reveal he is weighing a similar ceremony for Education Minister Naftali Bennett, which many think would be...educational.
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