SHORTAGE OF ALCOHOL FEARED AT SAE 50TH REUNION

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Major liquor suppliers and wholesale beer and wine distributors are gearing up for a USF SIGMA ALPHA EPSILON FLORIDA DELTA CHAPTER 50TH ANNIVERSARY REUNION. A spokesperson for Jack Daniels fears that not enough aged whiskey will be ready for the massIve quanity needed for 50 years of SAEs. " We could produce enough for the Regular Brothers but when you Facor in the original Enotas we just won't be able to match that demand. " ENOTAS were know for drinking twice as much as other Florida Delta brothers in past reunions.
The media also reports that the Houston Anheuser Busch full production gor December will be diverted to Tampa in anticipation of the Reunuion demand. Luckily Brother Kevin Johnson recently had shoulder surgery and he will be drinking with only one hand until recovery in his regimented training before the reunion. If he was able to fully train ahead assistance from the St Loius brewery would also be needed. Dave Searles EMINENT FIRST BROTHER has been in contact with several major wineries in Napa to accommodate the demands of former Little Sisters Of Minerva attending. Tampa residents are being warned that a dry Gasparilla Parade may be ahead after supllies are depleted. Charles Bernardo was the organizer for the 15 th reunion and he stated " Pledges hijacked a Pepin 18 wheeler to supply beer to just 15 years of brothers at that event, I can't imagine adding 35 more years of Brothers.

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