Purity Factories lost Jam Jams recipe, will not be able to make more

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Purity Factories lost Jam Jams recipe, will not be able to make more

Sadly, Purity factories has lost the recipe for Jam Jams says company CEO Doug Spurrell. And not just misplaced. "One of the bys was fooling around and made a fake copy of our only copy to burn in front of me" he says, "Only problem was, he lit the real deal on fire... We tried to stop it with some syrup but it was too late and none of us can remember it".

The final shipment of Jam Jams will be dedicated to the memory of C. C. Pratt, A. E. Hickman, and W. R. Goobie who founded the company in 1924.

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