Sale of Coffee banned in Somerville and Raritan

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Did to issues associated with coffee addicts consuming large quantities of Coffee daily, State officials are moving to ban the sale of all ready to drink coffee in New Jersey.

Before moving forward with a statewide ban, they will begin a pilot program in Raritan Borough and the Borough of Somerville, both in Somerset County. Audits suggest that a huge over consumption of Coffee exists in those two towns.

The ban goes into effect at 3:00 PM on Friday, September 15, 2017.

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