America wants ALL cats gone by 2018!

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Last year, 2016, the "Justice For People" issued a warant to remove all cats from America, including evacuating them from all shelters and possibly homes. All though the warrant fell through, the JFP was able to remove cats from around 4 different areas including Ohio, Michigan, Texas and Colorado. They evacuated about 140 cats, moving them to open hands in The UK. The plan fell through after those 4 states because the UK walked away from the deal. Recently, this year, The UK decided to sign the deal once and for all. The reason the UK wants to take our cats is because they agree with the JFP that they are harmful to kids. Once the UK recieves our cats, they eliminate them by putting down (killing) the old or sick ones(or violent ones) and send the young and healthy and nice to other countries rather then America. If the young healthy and nice cannot find a home, they will kill it. The reason JFP wants kittens gone from America is because there are many cases of cats harming young children. The JFP will contiue going state to state until all cats are gone. The current update on JFP "Cat Away" is they are in Nebraska and currently are holding 2000 cats to ship to the UK. What do you think?

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