All Dollar General's Close doors for good
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Today's top story; "All Dollar General Stores closing their doors indefinatly." We sent Ruby Taft to get the story. The CEO David Smashpants was found guilty of an underground duck ring. This has put the company at risk for extremely high mark ups. The store manager located in Tuscaloosa Alabama's store Mark Rogers reported that already local customers are picking the low budget store. He reported at 4:44 pm the store was cover in what looks to be toilet papers and eggs. This just in. Dollie Akers is having a fit. She us the only stores supporter. Maybe she can get to the bottom of this duck ring. This has been your national news report from Foxx the news that gets stranger by the day.
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