I Lost a Dance Off with Bigfoot

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"He was really hairy and intimidating", is how Clinten Daugherty described his opponent. "He kinda scared me". Tuesday afternoon, Clinten and a friend were riding their bikes. They encountered a large hairy looking person. "He looked kid of like a cross between my Dad and a monkey" stated
Clinten. "He stepped out of the woods and growled really big, and that's when I started crying and calling for my Mom".
This is where the story takes a strange twist. Bigfoot was also carrying a boom box. He walked up to Clinten and his friend, pointed his finger at Clinten, and clicked on the boom box. The friend said "I didn't know what was going to happen. I was so afraid that the monkey dude was going to eat my best friend". Then, to the boys amazement, Bigfoot started dancing. "He had sic ass moves", said Clinten.
Once it was Clintens turn, he tried his hardest, but he just could not beat Bigfoot. "I danced as hard as I have ever danced in my entire life", proclaimed Clinten. "Bigfoot and Clinten both danced really awesome, but Bigfoot was a lot more smooth than Clinten. He had flow", stated the friend.
When interviewed, Clintens mom, Ashley said that she "was so glad that my son was not eaten by that horrible creature. Clinten was so upset from losing the dance off. He cried all night. I just held him and let him know that it was all going to be okay."
They are planning on enrolling in some dance classes just in case Bigfoot comes looking for round 2. "Next time, I will dance circles around his hairy ass!" Clinten exclaimed with a glint in his eye.

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