Local business owner hits lotto for $100,000 on scratch off ticket

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Local business owner hits lotto for $100,000 on scratch off ticket

Stephen Deputy II, partner at The New Country Auto Parts, a local auto salvage yard located on Indy's south side, got more than his usual Powerade on his way to work this morning. A morning ritual, he stopped at Buck's Supermarket located at Meridian Street and Troy Avenue as he does most days to load up on hydrating drinks and a few snacks to get him through the day. He's bought a lottery ticket here and there in the past, but generally doesn't spend his money on what he considers "a game of chance". On this particular morning, he purchased a 2/$4 Powerade and handed the clerk, Janet Smith, a $5 bill. Janet asked if he'd care to buy a lottery ticket, as is part of the customary business practice at Buck's, one of the areas largest sellers of Indiana Lottery tickets. Stephen Deputy must have felt lucky, as he decided he'd rather have a lottery ticket than $1 change he was due. "Pick me a good one", he told the cashier. He took his drinks and ticket and headed to work.
After completing a few of his morning duties, he fetched a quarter from his pocket and began scratching his ticket. "Never did I consider I'd have a winner. I've never been a lucky guy", Deputy stated to us on today's happenings. "I knew three 7's was good, so I assumed seven 7's had to be better." After scratching his ticket clean, it was time to scratch the prize. He thought to himself, "WHAT IF". He scratched the prize to reveal $100,000.
Bahahahahhahaha.....more fake news, but at least it's funny!

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