Sixflags Great America To Close Its Doors

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Sixflags Great America To Close Its Doors

The company announced Friday that after 41 years of thrilling the public they will close there doors.
After a recorded number of line jumpers and stuped guests park management has said fuck you and will be closing but before they do they will hold a one day only goodbye event where everything inside the park will be free the only catch is that no season passes will be accepted and the ticket price will be $1000 a person

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