Infamous Kook devouring shark Dies from overeating in rockaway beach

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It is not often that a shark develops such fame as the great white that was tagged and monitored off the New York coastline early last year . But this particular shark's eating habits made it stand apart from the multitudes usually found in deeper waters. In the overcrowded lineup found between 90 & 91st street in the rockaways it was often spotted patrolling the surf zone searching for easy prey . John e bones ,marine biologist from Coney Island aquarium has been following him closely was the first to notice the unusual behavior this shark was exhibiting." almost every attack reported involved the shark singling out and attacking surfers riding softtop boards." John's still unclear what the significance of these findings mean . Or if it was merely coincidence. " perhaps the shark has learned to associate foam top boards with weak paddling skills or perhaps the scent offgassing from the materials used in the manufacturing process acts as an atractent "
Strangely enough , despite bodyboards being made out of similar material , the great white has largely ignored them in the lineup . John is working out theory on this . " it is quite possible that the shares the same distasteful for sponge riders as most stand up surfers do.

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