South Gundagai woman charged over high speed chase

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South Gundagai woman charged over high speed chase

A South Gundagai woman has been charged with driving without a license , dangerous driving and evade police after a high speed vehicle pursuit near Tumblong NSW. Police facts tendered stated the woman insulted police and was heard to be making pig squealing noises at them as they were trying to apprehend her. The pursuit was stopped after police realised they did not have the skill to continue because they were in a shitty car and were morons .
Lisa Anderson, a 44 year old Gundagai woman was finally apprehended late Sunday night when police swooped on her residence . Neighbours state " The cops swooped like a bunch of magpies ". Miss Anderson was taken to Wagga Wagga police station and formerly charged . Police impounded the vehicle .
Miss Anderson was formerly refused bail this morning after a brief appearance in Wagga court .
Additional charges are expected to be laid after Miss Anderson became abusive toward police in court . Soliciter for Miss Anderson .
When asked for a statement, soliciter Mr Kibbles simply said "Roll on po po " and then proceeded to do a poo on the grass and piss on the nearest police car .

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