Penguins recall tough guy for game 5
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Game 5 is set tonight in Washington . The Penguins are up in the series 3 games to 1 in the conference semi finals.
Mario himself has went out of his way to ensure nothing happens to any of there stars tonight. Mario was on Penguins Radio and has stayed in his own words,' we have in vested a lot of money and time in our team and need an old school enforcer to help". Than he quickly walked off the stage giggling.
Penguins captain says' holy geeez eh? Now nothing is gonna stop us".
Washington was been victims of Penguin play-off Sodomy in previous yrs.
Ovi has stated and I quote." Im very sick of Penguin dink, it hurts so bad my anus hurts to bad, we don't win tonight I spread my AIDS in KHL next yr " wen asked about the Penguin enforcer ? Ovi only said' fuck"
Game game plays tonight in Washington
And welcome back Phil Bourque
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