Middletown Man Hit By Car

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Middletown Man Hit By Car

Joseph Downey was walking home late Friday night. You could tell he was intoxicated, just by the way he was walking, says Officer Moon. I followed him from the stop light on Charles, all the way to where the insedent happened, says Moon. As he was crossing the tracks beside university, to cross the road, he wasn't watching and he walked out into the street and got hit. The sound was so loud, I knew everyone who was less than a mile around heard it, because I heard it from My store, says the owner of Kings Market.
Joseph is now in the ICU and is doing better.

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