Salesman at Guaranteed Auto named Salesman of the Universe!

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Salesman at Guaranteed Auto named Salesman of the Universe!

Local salesman Lance Thompson, at Guaranteed Auto 1209 Baltimore St. Defiance Ohio. Was recently named Salesman of the Universe, first time an award of this magnitude has ever been awarded. When reached for comment, Mr. Thompson had this to say" Gee, I have never sold anything in my life, what I do is HELP people buy a quality used car, that meets their wants, needs, desires and budget. I believe that if you walk into a dealership and get sold a car, you had a bad experience. On the other hand if you have a salesman, that listens, treats you and your time with respect, and HELPS you buy the perfect vehicle, then you had a great experience, and will come back, and send your friends, and family." You can reach Lance at 419-782-1498

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