Naperville man forfeits casIno winnings

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Follow up to a story from Friday 4/21/2017:

A Naperville man who won a large jackpot at Horseshoe Casino early Friday morning was unable to claim his winnings. Manager, Don Nita, stated Friday a middle age man won a jackpot but was unable to claim his prize because he did not have proper identification. The winner, later identified as William Hayes of Naperville Il, was escorted off the property early Friday morning. State gaming laws require you provide a government issued ID for winnings over fifteen hundred dollars and claim your prize within 24 hours. Nita stated, the winner of Friday's jackpot in the sum of over three hundred and fifty thousand dollars was, "Intoxicated and unable to provide acceptable ID." The winner was told he could return within 24 hours to claim his winnings with accompanying required identification. Mr. Nita stated, Drillias's returned the following day but was refused entry into the casino because he appeared to be still intoxicated. He could not be understood and was mumbling excessively." Reports filled by the casino property stated that Hayes was slurring his speech and smelt like hard liquor. "We wanted badly to be able to award Mr. Hayes the jackpot, but Indiana law refused this opportunity," Nita commented. We tried to reach Mr. Hayes for comment, but he could not be readily understood. He was offered 2 free buffets, 4 tickets for the upcoming Kool and The Gang concert, and a complimentary dinner at Jack Binion's Steakhouse for 4 people the next time he returns. Unfortunately for Hayes he is no longer a jackpot winner.

Original Story Dated 4/21/2017 9:38 A.M. >> 4/22/2017 1:38 Zulu Time

William Hayes of naperville Il hit the Lucky Seven progressive jackpot at the Horseshoe casino Friday early morning. He wasn't immediately paid because he did not have his photo id with him at the time he hit the jackpot. Casino workers also said he appeared intoxicated and found a bottle of Jack Daniels in his sweatshirt. The manager on duty said he could claim his winnings if he comes back within the specified time with a valid ID and without the flask of Jack Daniels. The winning jackpot was for $329,462.57. Asked how he plans to spend the winnings, Mr. Hayes stated, "I want to get My girlfriend a gigantic ring on and buy myself a brunette transexual only wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat. all my friends will be very jealous of me. Mr. Hayes then promptly left to retrieve his photo ID.


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